Cant jokes
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him, "Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it.
The genie says, "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guy says, "Well, I've always wanted to drive out to the Hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says, "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says, "Well, I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could, but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women." The genie thinks for a few moments and says, "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.