Cant jokes
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."