Cant jokes
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
not the best like it says it is!!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.