Cant jokes
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
He was telling the truth in a different way...
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.