Cant jokes
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
You can't give an orphan homework.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.