Cant jokes
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.