Cant jokes
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.