Cant jokes
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.