Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray.
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It's been a couple months That's just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven't felt that in a while It's late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it's pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the entrance You just wanna talk and I can't turn away a wet dog But please don't ruin this for me Please don't make it harder than it already is I'm trying to get over this I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Now I can't say goodbye if you stay here the whole night You see, it's hard to find an end to something that you keep beginning Over and over again I promise that the ending always stays the same So there's no good reason in make believing that we could ever exist again I can't be your friend, can't be your lover Can't be the reason we hold back each other from falling in love With somebody other than me I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Since you came I guess I'll let you stay For as long as it takes To grab your books and your coat And that one good cologne That you bought when we were fighting 'Cause it's still on my clothes, everything that I own And it makes me feel like dying I was barely just surviving I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
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What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.