Cant jokes
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!