Cant jokes

Death

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Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.

David: I will surpass Kakarot!

Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*

Yo mama

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"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Name

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When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

Orphan

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Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?

Because they need their parents to go pick it up.

Language

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Did you hear the one about the deaf person?

Me: No.

That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.