Cant jokes
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.