Cant jokes
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
They're both accidents.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.