Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
