Canning jokes

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

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What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?

A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

Why do orphans play GTA so much?

Because they can be wanted for once.