Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Canning Jokes
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Can someone be my daddy?
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
