Canning jokes
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Memes
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣