🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Canning Jokes
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
