Canning jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

Prince, can we please chat?

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".

I commented back to you and portory.

Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?

Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.

The orphan: What is home?

Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.

*puts in trash can*

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?