Canning jokes

Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.

How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find his parents.

What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?

A waterfall.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.

Why do orphans never play baseball?

'Cause they can never find home.

I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.

It’s a job I can see myself doing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.

How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.

How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.