Canning jokes

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

How are baseball and an orphan different?

A baseball game you can do a home run.

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Why can't men play baseball?

Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.

Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.

I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.

I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?

It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.

What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

Where can you donate an aborted fetus?

Your local pizzeria.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.