Canning jokes
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Memes
Me and my life all of the time. Like if you can relate
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.