Canning jokes

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?

Wasted.

What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?

They both be flying??

Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?

Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?

Because there is no home button.

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.

What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?

Boston cream pie.

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

What did Vegeta say to Bulma?

What?

Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

For he can be wanted.

🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

How are baseball and an orphan different?

A baseball game you can do a home run.

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.