Canning jokes

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Me: Mrs., can I read my book?

Teacher: Sure.

Me: *watching my Chromebook*

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

Why can an orphan not do school work?

Because they have to take their work home to their parents.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

"Gwen, can we talk..."

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Why can orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home plate.

Why do orphans play with Barbies?

So they can have a home :)

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.