Canning jokes

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

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Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

Why do orphans love playing baseball?

They can always run home.

Why is death taken so lightly?

Because anyone can take it.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

"Soph, can we talk?"