Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Canning Jokes
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
