Can jokes
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: โCan you hold my hand?โ
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still canโt defeat cancer!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Whatโs one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!