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Can jokes

A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.

The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."

A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.

The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.

The prisoner replies with: โ€œCan you hold my hand?โ€

I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still canโ€™t defeat cancer!

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!