What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.
What did the cake say to the fork?
Do you want a piece of me!!!
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”
Son: mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me ?
Mom: no that's impossible
Son: but it is possible for your secret boyfriend right
Mom: no no please don't tell your dad i will make a strawberry cake for you
Son: daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake so because of that i felt jealous ^_^
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whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories
what is the best part about eating cake? your mom.
Here in I hop, we serve pancakes not pie cakes if so we can always bring in a chart that will Power the customer, his smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word surely.
why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.
i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back
What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
The wedding was so emotional, Even the cake was in tiers.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”
So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'
what do you call sex. making cake
Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
