why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.
2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!
5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.
6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common? When the rubber snaps they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
im never going bungee jumping cause a cord bridged me into the world it not taking me out
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
What does a blowjob from a 80 year old and Bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush but don't look down
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
What don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
