Bullying

Bullying Jokes

School

One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."

Name

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

Nightmare

When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.

We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"

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  • Kid

    So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

    He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

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  • Kid

    Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans always get picked on?

    They can't run and tell their parents.

    People

    Why did people bully Steven Hawking?

    Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

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  • Kid

    Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?

    He couldn’t stand up for himself.

    Feminist

    What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

    The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

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  • Kid

    When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.

    Wheelchair

    You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?

    They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?

    Syndrome

    What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

    Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

    Shooter

    What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.