Bullying

Bullying Jokes

Obesity

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

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  • Bitch

    What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

    Quarter pounder with cheese.

    Piece

    Bully: You are a piece of shit.

    Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.

    Suicide

    Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.

    Mitosis

    What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"

    Emo

    So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

    But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

    So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

    This was the best day of my life.

    This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.

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  • Luke Skywalker

    What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

    You better not lay a finger on her!

    Name

    How do Asian people name their children?

    They throw a pan down the stairs.

    What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

    Comeback

    Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

    Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."

    Tree

    What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."

    Cunt

    "Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."

    Gun

    I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.

    Kid

    These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

    It was 9/11 all over again.