Bullying Jokes

So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!

How do Asian people name their children?

they throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? msg it to @chelsearosegraham

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can't even see it.

Guy: No I see your sister's head

Where do you take your pig to karate? The pork chop class!

What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? LEAF me alone

yes.

I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.

Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb fucking cunt no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building bitch.

I say 123 yeah the kids bullied me but they really don't know that my dad has a gun yeah.

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an ally. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

Cyber bully: Your mom giey

Me: nO U

how to stop bulling

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS

One day I came home from school and said to my dad 'I got expelled from school today' he said ' how' I said I threw my book at the teacher' he asked why' I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can't hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. '

WTF is wrong with you guys this is bullying stop it plz but shaenaya sounds like a goodname

Bully: You're gonna die. Me: Hurry up then.

don't bully. lol

dont bully

When I was in highschool, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome. We would get into a circle around her and say “nightmare nightmare”