Bug jokes

If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:

"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"

Why do bugs hate the internet?

Because they always get caught.

Get it? Inter-net?

Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?

Chocolate carrots balls.

What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?

Ben after he trips over the giant curb!

How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.

Q. You know what really bugs me?

A. Insect puns.

"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."

Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...

BA-DUM CHHH!

What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.

Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.

"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"