Newest Broken Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

True.

The System Is Broken
And It Must Be Fixed
The System Is Working Exactly As
Intended And Must Be Destroyed

What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?

"Yo, drop the BEAT”

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics”

Leo is like a broken pencil... POINTLESS

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat"

What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?

"Yo, CHILL!”

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

mlb.marrichat
@mlb.marrichat
my humor may be broken but this was
hilarious!
07:37 PM 14 Aug 21

Can you hear the silence?
Can you see the dark?
Can you fix the broken?
Can you
Phil Mahar
Timeline Abo 5

A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!” The doctor then looks at him and says “Have you tried icing?”

W BOBBYYYYYYYY

Never forget the time Bobby got his heart
broken by a vegetarian; and then - while
looking her in the eye - demolished a 72
ounce steak in front of her
This act of spite was truly an inspiration

Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale? It comes with no strings attached.

I feel like the twin towers, I’m broken

Fill it out if u want

#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT
O Been in Love
O Have Anxiety
O Broken Hearts
O Felt Insecure
O Been Ignored
O Been Embarrassed
O Stolen
O Lied
O Been Heartbroken
O Kissed
O Had a Boyfriend
O Had a Girlfriend
O Cheated
O Been Cheated On
O Had Sex
O Cried Myself to Sleep
O Stayed Up All Night
O Smiled
O Laughed
O Fake Smiled
O Been Verbally Abused
O Been Physically Abused
O Been Sexually Abused
O Hated Someone
O Hated Myself
O Gotten a Tattoo
O Gotten Piercings
O Traveled
O Been Stung
O Broken Bones
O Skipped School
O Want/Wanted to Die
O Been Depressed
O Binged
O Failed a Class
O Purged
O Starved
O Gotten All A's
O Gotten Suspended
O Gotten Expelled
O Been to Jail
O Been Cyber-bullied
O Been Bullied
O Been a Bully
O Have/Had Anorexia
O Have/Had Bulimia
O Cut Myself
O Burned Myself
O Drank
O Smoked
O Done Drugs
O Have/Had an Addiction
O One Month Clean
O Attempted Suicide
O Know Someone Who Has
O Lost Someone to Suicide
O Overdosed
O Hallucinated
O Been Hospitalized
O Seen a Therapist
O Told Your Parents
O Have Other Mental Disorders
O Have Other Medical Problems
O Take Meds
O Hide Scars wockalbin
O Have a Secret Account
O Relapsed
O Other Forms of Self-harm O Accepted Myself
@violetsunlight7

How are orphans like broken pencils? Neither of them have points.

I went up to the deaf kid and said I’m going to punch u in 3 2 1 and he ended up with a broken nose and I said u should have listened to me

How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.

(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste

You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom