Breath jokes

What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?

I don't know. I suffocated at birth.

My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.

Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.

The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.