What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled leggs and toest.
I was looking forward to some toast...
So i took the toaster in the bath with me
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard
But it’s a hearty meal
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
poop of rabbits is cereal
my dads just like my eggs....runny🤣😭🥺
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father & mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them. They all get under the covers Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood curdling scream. "MOMMY WATCH OUT THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his fathers penis in his mouth and chomps down. Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
Good morning
What is a good time for dinner and what do I do for you and dinner dinner and what yyyuyy dinner 🍴 night time
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg but you...
What is a difference between a tree tree house house for dinner and dinner today after dinner and dinner with you today after school
Knock knock Who's there Dumplin Dumplin who Dumplin the killer
What do cats eat for breakfast???????????
mice krispies
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
My god my egg jokes are eggcellent
Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What do orphans use to make breakfast..- my ass🤣🤣
Man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is with an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!". "Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached".
