Boys jokes

What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?

Snowballs.

A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.

Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.

Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Girl: Hi (flirt)

Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?

Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?

You: Uhhhhhhh

Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.

You: Thank God.

Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...

You: *faints*

We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

What do you call a boy in your mom?

Your dad.

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?

He heard that little boy's pants were half off.

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"

A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.