Boys jokes
What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?
Snowballs.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Boy, you gay?