i hate it when people think im a boy because i have short hair i mean im gay what do you expect
we hired this boy to pick up dog poop we just remembered that we don't have a dog
what do you call a boy in your mom
your dad
baaaad boy
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi? The baby you just feed nails to.
Gwen I want my boy friend back!
zre um be carefulll when useing a gun ok and meh not fat boy
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart? He heard that little boy's pants were half off
A lady comes into the boys bathroom and a boy sees her. This is not a girls bathroom he says She answers I don’t care she says I NEED TO PEE!
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
MY name is Justin I like boys hit me up?
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons and I am not talking about the balls you play with I am talking about the boy balls
what happens when you kick a boy in the balls. THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN
̈ Sigma ̈ - By every boy in my class
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim and they had no life jackets. Doo Da suddenly started yelling, " I got one boys! '' as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way to large for him to get onto the boat and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock, but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da. Upon arriving at her house, they did rock paper scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell, again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, " I've been trying to call Doo Da and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, " We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we morn Doo Da today.''