why did the orphan call her boyfriend daddy? because she wanted that D
babe it's over
AFTER ALL I DONE FOR YOU WOW I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR SISTER ANYWAY
I meant the movie...
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
you
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: you’re the bomb! The explosive dude says: wow that was Whitty
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she's dead.
When someone said to an orphan my boyfriend ghosted me the orphan says back don't worry my parents ghosted me 🤣
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious Him: How do you break things Me: you break things up Him: okay Me: is everything okay Him: were a twig. We’re breaking up
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said "hi." I said, " knife to meet you."
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
My ex's dad died while she was texting me she said she had a boyfriend but I told her I had a dad.
who wanna be my boyfriend
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriends dick, but It's a private joke.
how many times do you nut? it depends how hard you do it.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper? A girl actually dates the paper.
girl- mom, meet my boyfriend mom- meet my boyfriend girls boyfriend- dad is that you are you back from the supermarket with milk mom's boyfriend- uh gtg
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast.
I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The ...bastard.....used .....coins"
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
