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Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
Memes
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: You're both!
Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”