Both jokes

Christ

What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?

Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!

Morbid jokes

What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.

what do blind people and orphans have in conman? they both cant see they're parents...

Common

What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.

Twin Towers

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Woman

What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?

They both come with a toy.

Canadian

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

Similarity

How are boobs and toys similar?

Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.

What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?

They both kidnap Canadian women!