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What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.