I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, "ISIS ain't got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived."
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
Say joke 5 times.
oh, nothing happened.
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
Sucicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breath
Where did Janet go during the bombing. Everywhere
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked "where are you going"
He said "Camp Bin Laden"
I asked "what do they do there"
He answered "they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts."
I asked "what do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said "see this towel on my head" I nodded "I made it out of boxer jokes"
ching chong drop the bomb
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded? ...... Everywhere.
i got a joke
allah ahuabar
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
I was in a terriost a famous terriost group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
wat did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
they said alakbar
where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.
Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
