Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
what was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
the bomb
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day. Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first. Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am. Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet. Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you. Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down. Most restaurants are closed at night.. but your legs aren’t. I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out. Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight. Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall. I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately... but I hope it’s you. Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream. Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you. Do you sing in the shower? Because if so I need a private ticket of your concert. Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between. Are you a blanket? Because your on top of me every night. Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7. Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream. I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not. Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down. Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
What does an Arab prostitute say? "Bomb my pussy"
bomb
Are you Hiroshima Because I want to drop my bomb inside you
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What's a suicidal persons favorite type of bath bomb? A toaster
why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
what if Hitler did not say bombs away he said lambs are slayed
Man: Yelling at mailman.. realizes hes opening the mailbox. Mailman: theres a pipe bomb in your mailbox...
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb
what do you call a terrorist swimming? A bath bom
What do u call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb
What do you call a Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
When was the biggest bbq in history? Hiroshima August 6 1945