Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the builder couldn't fix it
bob it, twist it, pull it, hit, turn it, twist it, slide it.
billy bob like pinapple
why did the chicken cross the road? to eat bobs arms Bob went to hospital and had no arms Knock knock who's there not bob
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Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
Elmo- welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia
dude- why are we close to Disneyland.
kid- I don't know. Elmo- rule 1 you must not tell the afforests or Bob Iger about us.
meanwhile Officer- come on Elmo you're going to prison. *Officer arrests Elmo* Elmo- But who wants Tickels.
bobs family restaurant:
orphans:
:(
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hi my names is bob
Bob y r u kicking the kids What it's not like they have a home to go to
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?" Bob says, "Umm No-" Fred then says, "Ah okay then I won't spread it."
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Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed. Me: If your only counting me. 100%
y couldnt bob hang himself?
because he had no arms to tie a not. :'-)
my life
