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Man and woman are having a discussion. Woman looks into man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . ".
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in".
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today! Bob Weir: Where are you going? Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
BOB:Wanna know a joke
LILLY: What ur hat?
BOB: no my life :'(
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
what did Bob the police officer say do his chest?
YOUR UNDER A VEST
Who is older than twin towers?billy bob the 1th,he was older than the twin towers he was born 3 minutes before the twin towers and still alive today
Have a good day tomorrow
what do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common. They're both filled with happy little accidents............
There were 2 guys in an asylum. One name Kenny and the other is Bob. The nurse went down the hall and saw Kenny act like he was packing his bags. Nurse said “What are you doin Kenny?” Kenny said “Going to Florida for the week.” Nurse said “Alright see ya when you get back.” Next day Nurse went down the hall again and saw Kenny laying down acting like he was holding a wine glass. Nurse said “What are you doing Kenny?” Kenny said “I am at the beach” Nurse said “Oh I forgot your in Florida for the week, see ya when you get back” Bob’s room was across the hall. Nurse went further down the hall and saw Bob on his bed jerking off. Nurse said “Goddamnit Bob what are you doing?” Bob said “Shhh, I am fucking Kenny’s wife right now, he is in Florida for the week”
Me and billy bob the 1st billy bob the 2th and billy bob 4th jr were all in the twin towers
bob is johnny ahgaaghahahahaha
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
bob has no arms knock knock, whos there, its not bob.
Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the builder couldn't fix it
bob it, twist it, pull it, hit, turn it, twist it, slide it.
billy bob like pinapple
bobs family restaurant:
orphans:
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