Bob jokes
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
So, one day I was walking home from school with my best friend, Sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that Bob, the class rep, got her pregnant eight months ago, and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said, “Sally, it’ll be okay, I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson.” “Yeah, thanks, Suzy,” she said to me, then went into her house.
The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school, so I was like, oh, she must be in trouble with her mom. I’ll go check on her.
So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands. “Oh, hello. Is that Sally’s son?!! Can I see Sally?” Her mom says sure, and I go inside, but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone. “Here lies Sally 2004-2020.” So I ask her mom in tears, “Oh, did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied, “You could say that...”
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
My life.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Hi, my name is Bob.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
Bob the builder.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.