10+ Best Bob Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Kiss

Fair point.

A social media post with a comment thread. The initial post states, "being kissed in your sleep is...like...the purest form of love." A reply to that comment reads, "Unless you are home alone" and is followed by another comment "Or in prison."

Name

As with Sonic The Hedgehog

A meme that presents two images side-by-side. The left side features Bob the Builder, a cartoon character known for construction. The right side shows an old black-and-white image of Jack the Ripper. The text above and below the images reads: "DID YOU KNOW... Bob The Builder and Jack The Ripper have the same middle name."

Square

Funny Test Answers #2

A worksheet with the title "Quadrilaterals; Perimeter" and the instruction "Name the quadrilateral". Five different quadrilaterals are shown, each with a blank line underneath, where the student wrote "Bob", "Sam", "Hary", "Tedison", and "Cate". Above the quadrilaterals are the words: rectangle rhombus parallelogram square

Benadryl

The image shows Spongebob in a dark and dingy hallway. Text on the image reads: "aw hell nah spunch bob. took 40 benadryls".

Cat

A high-contrast, deep red and orange filtered image of a cat looking directly at the camera with an intense expression. Overlaid text reads: "I remember saying 'no we can't' to the Bob the Builder That's where the darkness in me began. The malice, the hatred. It was all from that moment."

Age

A photo of a man in a suit with the text "HI I'M BOB" above his head and "MY FAVOURITE THING TO DO IS TO EAT 62-YEAR-OLD JANITORS" below him.

Scream

He scares me

The image shows a man painting on a canvas. The image contains four panels. The first panel shows him painting. There is text on top that says, "First, let's add some screams of unbearable confusion in the unpainted areas of the canvas." The second panel shows him looking closely at the canvas. The third panel shows him adding more paint and the text says, "How about it? Do you feel the terror?" The fourth panel shows him painting again and the text says, "Let's add some sorrow-filled screams now." At the very bottom of the image, there is text that says, "I just found anti-Bob Ross."

Review

The image shows a screenshot of a game review on Steam. The user 'Bob Frenchman' has played the game for 12,290.5 hours and recommends the game, stating 'played it a bit, it's ok'. This review received a lot of 'helpful' and 'funny' votes. The text '12,290.5 hrs on record' is shown twice in the image, highlighting the significant amount of time spent playing the game.

Lyric

A screenshot of a tweet from user Plain As Day Quavo. The tweet text reads 'Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine'. Below are four square panels. The top left panel shows a person covering their face, with the text 'through them hospital doors' and 'FLUSHING SCOTCH "COUGH SYRUP" COYOTE'. The top right panel shows Eminem with a boombox, with the text 'Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction. Some receptionist' and 'EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"'. The bottom left panel shows Robert Palmer, with the text 'Doctor, doctor, gimme the news' and 'ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)"'. The bottom right panel shows Bob Geldof, with the text 'Something's wrong. She was lying on the bed. Crying when I walked in' and 'BOB GELDOF "I CRY TOO"'. Each lyric quote is enclosed in double quotes.

Situation

A man is shown falling from a tall building. The text reads "*pauses* *zooms in* my name is bob and you might be wondering how i got myself into this situation."

Child

The image shows a blurry bird running with the text "8 year old me running over to my dad because 'bob from work' is calling."

Essay

me after an essay

A stylized image of the minion Bob wearing a crown with a red and blue background. The text "KING BOB!!" is at the bottom.

Jokes

Guy

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.

Swing

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Not Bob.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"