Bob jokes

Why couldn't Bob hang himself?

Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)

My life.

Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.

What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.

Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "

". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"

Divorce is scheduled for next month.

BOB: Wanna know a joke?

LILLY: What? Your hat?

BOB: No, my life :'(

My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.

Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.

My name is Bob, and I am a cow.

My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.

Why did Bob Ross die?

Because the paint brush stabbed him.

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?

"You're under a vest."

(Bob holds Deric's neck)

Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"

A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,

"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."

Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."

Have a good day tomorrow!