Block Jokes

If your name is Jack... I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything

I would kiss ur lips but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know u know 😏😏

is anyone else on here because its not blocked on the school laptop

Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU

doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

What is so similar about a concreate block and a garden They both make vegitables

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!! Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

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The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.

What did the cow say to the pigs, MOOOOVEE!

Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with me beard". Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull"

Guess what are my plans for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Ur forehead is so big it blocked my phone service

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

p=person (not original ''pun'')

p1:hey girl p2: i got a bf! p1: well i got a lamborghini aventador, a bugatti super sports, a yacht and a private plane. p2: bf stand for breakfast. p2: oh and also where did you get all that stuff? p1:gta5 p2: you motherfucker!!! (communications with this person are now blocked)

When your whatching a 9/11 documemtry that one kid in your class finds the 97th jenga block ands knocks it down

ask someone if they are a rhino, if they say yes, tell them "so youre horny" and if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely

Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?

He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.