Blind

Blind Jokes

Guy

A blind guy shot up a town.

I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.

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  • Car crash

    How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.

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  • Man

    What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?

    Nothing.

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  • Sexual Relationship

    I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

    Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

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  • Time

    In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

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  • Man

    A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.