Blind jokes
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...