Blind jokes
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.