Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Helen Keller.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.