Biography jokes
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 馃槒
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Helen Keller.
I love Steven Hawking鈥檚 stand-up comedy!
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
It鈥檚 so sad because Stephen Hawking can鈥檛 even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Who is Helen Keller?
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 馃槀馃槀
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn鈥檛 stand up for himself.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 馃槃