How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Helen Keller.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings Because he's is Stephen HAWKings.
