Biography

Biography jokes

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?

Screamed till her hands fell off.

Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?

Neither has he. 😂😂

Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.

Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.

He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".

Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?

Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.