Biography jokes
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.