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Bigness Jokes
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
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What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
