Bigness jokes

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating.

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!

Big butt

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

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What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?

A Krispy Kreme Mac.

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

Why did the rapper become a banker?

Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!

Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.

Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?

Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.

Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.

Teacher: He did not.

Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.

Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.

Suzy: Then you can ask him.

The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!