Bigness jokes

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Big feet equals mini meat.

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating.