Bigness jokes
Orphans got me like: đ
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldnât catch it.
Memes
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Big feet equals mini meat.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Big butt
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Your foreheadâs so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.