Bigness jokes
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
Big butt
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
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What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.