Bigness jokes

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Big feet equals mini meat.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

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This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating.

Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!

Big butt

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

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