God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
A true God would be godless himself.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
