Behind Jokes

How do you becomes with Nato. Promise no more world wars, by secretely peforming miltiary practises behind their back

Look behind you there is Stephen hawking- nobody

one day an orphan went to jail and a big dude went behind him and said I want you and the orphan said finally

the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.

What do a Catholic priest an an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

Confusious Say : Gay man who take far far away trip, hates to leave friends behind.

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness. Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?

Nothing, Skeletons don’t have ears

Where are your parents. Oh behind you? Not any more

If your looking at this then look behind you

Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again

Q: Why don't pedophiiles when races? A: because they like to come in a little behind.

Fella walks past a mental hospital, there all out in the garden behind this big fence . All SHOUTING 13 13 13 13. Ect Over and over again ..

This fella is intrigued sees a little hole in the fence Looks through it .. GETS FUCKING POKED STRAIGHT IN THE EYE ..

Then they all start singing

14 14 14 14 14 14 ;)

so once upon a time there was a man who lived in his house with his wife

he got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him

not even 4 seconds later he came back inside panicking, saying "there's a rabbit with a gun outside!"

the wife replied "oh don't worry rabbits don't have guns they can't shoot people- you must be imagining things"

the man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again

so he stepped outside the front door and the rabbit shot him

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Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?

It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.