Behind memes

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."