Behavior jokes
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.