Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Behavior Jokes
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why are my students so naughty?
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.
Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.
