Behavior jokes

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

I be ready to commit suicide.

But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.

If you’re bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

Like if you meet someone emo.

Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

You're cheap; no one even pays attention.

Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?

"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."

Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?

Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.

HELP! HELP!

TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."