Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Behavior Jokes
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
