Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Bee Jokes
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
