Bee jokes

What do bees like with sushi?

Wasabee.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

What did the bee say to the flower?

"Hey bud! When do you open?"

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

What famous book writer for kids loved insects?

Beatrix Potter.

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards.

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Why did the bee buzz off?

Because he had to bee somewhere.

Why do bees sting?

Because they're pricks.

What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?

Because there's only one B in Brazil.

Why did the bee get into trouble?

Because he wasn't beehiving very well!

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

What do you call a bee’s love?

Honey.

What do you call a ghost bee?

Boobees.

What does the bee say to the fly?

"Buzz off!"

Why did the bee get married?

Because she found her honey.

Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.