Bean jokes

Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?

He was rowing at Kingston.

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.

Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).

I gathered some "slapies."

The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!

I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!

I feed it to them!

They overreacted!

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Bye!

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

Why did the bean play Fortnite?

Because it had a beantroller.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?

De-calf!

Say "beans" fast three times.

Now you’re an idiot.

That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.

What did one bean say to the other bean?

How you bean?

What do you call high Mexicans?

Baked beans ;)

What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?

A mind-blowing bean burrito.

Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?

What do you call onions and beans?

Tear gas.

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.

Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?

A: Someone who just ate beans.

Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.