Bean jokes

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.

Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.

Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.

My life is like... the shoe rack-

org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.

Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).

I gathered some "slapies."

The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!

I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!

I feed it to them!

They overreacted!

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Bye!

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

Why did the bean play Fortnite?

Because it had a beantroller.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?

De-calf!

Say "beans" fast three times.

Now you’re an idiot.

That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.

What did one bean say to the other bean?

How you bean?

What do you call high Mexicans?

Baked beans ;)

What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?

A mind-blowing bean burrito.

Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?

What do you call onions and beans?

Tear gas.

Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?

A: Someone who just ate beans.

Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.

I can't stop thinking about those beans.