Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Why was Mr Bean on the River Thames?
He was Rowing at Kingston.
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear
personally i think putting beans on toast is better that bullets in children
What did Ronnie have at taco bell?
A mind-blowing bean barrito.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle, Dimes if you feed it beans.
What do you call High Mexicans Baked beans ;)
Hi guys the prankster is backster!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sisters tooth past bottle!
Okay so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tastying is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there so I got some mints and putted it there! Then next thing you new was! My sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzes buttock!
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
what do you call onions and beans tear gas
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Q:What do you call brown mixed with yellow. A: someone who just ate beans
Beans beans beans say what say beans beans beans
