Bean jokes
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.