New Bean Jokes

What do you call environmental conscious Mexican A Green bean

What do you call a US border hopper? A Mexican jumping bean

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-

we must start a propaganda for baked beans

whats an indians favorite drug beans

What do you call it when you baptize a mexacan? Bean dip!

personally i think putting beans on toast is better that bullets in children

Two baked beans travelled around Australia.

They both ended up in Cairns.

What is Stephen Hawkings favourite food?

Runner beans

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

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U as tall as a giraffe. Well thats why u look like a baked bean!

How many beans are there in Irish Chili?? A: 239 Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine? A: ( spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more it'd be two farty. ..lol

beans your mum is fat

A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!