What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
whats an indians favorite drug beans
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite food?
Runner beans
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
How many beans are there in Irish Chili?? A: 239 Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine? A: ( spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more it'd be two farty. ..lol
beans your mum is fat
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. š¤£
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
