Bean jokes
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
They’re talking abt the Mexican slur 💀
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Beans
I guess all humans are bisexual because it’s “the default”
Mr Bean Meme
Community talk
Yall like beans?
Gotta heat up some Beans to go with the Weens hahaha.
dr pepper jelly beans in mah mouth