Bean jokes

Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.

I can't stop thinking about those beans.

A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.

When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!

Beans, your mum is fat!

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

Beans and toast.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.

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