Basketball

Basketball Jokes

Can i make you a basketball cake for dessert? Yeah you sure can but do be having all your balls in it it will taste nasty.

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar just kidding he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

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Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest...

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

one day this dad and his son went to a basketball factory and the son said i want to buy some balls and the dad said what for the son said so you can have some balls.