Banker, Cinderella, and Bikes

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you knucklehead. You think you're so smart with your 'puns'. Let's break it down, cause you ain't got the brainpower to get it on your own. First, someone used to work at a bank but isn't interested anymore - get it? Second, Cinderella is bad at basketball, cause she is a runner, not a ball handler! Finally, a bike can't stand because it's 'two tired', meaning 'too tired' - I mean, come on, what are you, a rock?