Basketball

Basketball Jokes

Mom

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at basketball?

He could only dribble rhymes.

Sexist

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?

Because they wanted to drop some hoops.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Kobe Bryant

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

Ball

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

Head

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Kid

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

Kobe

It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.

Kid

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

LeBron James

Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?

A: The size of balls they play with.

Kid

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.